Sarge's Retirement Party!  This is it! The end! The Grand Finale! The end of the road! GTFO! All to help Brandan's Brigade and the effort to provide new running shoes and track spikes to area Middle School and High School Athletes who need a hand!

"The Rated R Road Run Where “WTF” Doesn’t Mean “Where’s The Finish?"

Proudly Brought To You By The Guys Who Spent A lot of Time in Detention Back in the Day!

Event Highlights:

- Entry Fee: $20.00 per participant. All participants registered by 11:59pm on March 9th are guaranteed a race shirt! Race day registration is $20.00, but shirts will be in very limited supply (Don’t be a Candy A**! Register on time and get the shirt!)

- Why: It’s been scientifically proven that cursing  improves athletic performance and ALL proceeds from the event and shirts go directly to the Brandan’s Brigade effort! It's a winning situation all around!

- Finisher’s Awards/Prizes/Post Race: H@#L yeah we’re going to have them! Food, Retirement Cake, Raffle Prizes, Shenanigans and other refreshments (aka: CHEAP Beer) available at the Legion after the run!

- Course: 5K and/or 10K! Run it once! Run it twice! We don't care!. The courses will be an accurate 3.1 mile loop that start and finish at the Legion. Well marked and patrolled for safety.

Click here to Register